Hi folks!
Lots of things have been happening in the wonderful world of Pox. I work one job. I have time to read. I have time to work out. I have time to sleep. Too much time to sleep. I have grown addicted to sleep.
The past few nights I have not seen or heard from my Kirby. I am becoming concerned. This is like when Wind disappeared. It sucks thoroughly to be out of touch. No guilt love, just missing you terribly.
By the way, welcome back, Wind! We all miss you and you raving hot sexiness. SL is lessened without you.
Next: Shy is going full out with Carmine the dancer. Carmine if you remember is a turbo hot exotic dancer. Things are going well. They spend free time together, and occasionally, I am invited out to be the awkward third wheel. I can tell you that dancing with them is very fun. All the grinding and touching and rubbing. All right.. You can put your beach towel up, Shamus.
Back to work.
Kirby! E-mail me!
Kirby’s Pox
Kirby…Do we need to send out a search party? I volunteer to lead it. All this talk of rubbing and grinding…I will desperately need my beach towel.
Sorry guys. Being naturally with slow self esteem and a worry wart to top it off, I become easily frazzled and overly concerned. Still, I need some Kirbicillin.
I need some totally down and dirty, Xcite HUD smoking, make your pc crash and come back for more, SL sex!!!!!!! I miss you all so terribly!!! Read that first sentence Shamus. You are in Tooooooouble when I get back! And let’s not forget Shy, either.And of course my dear, dear Pox…..If only I could!! LOVE YOU ALL BUNCHES
Hey!!!! just a quick note to all. I have started my own blog so I won’t have to hog Pox’s anymore. windsortimdastardly.wordpress.com Get busy posting!!!
Well I would post something here…but I need to go to the pharmacy and buy some vitamin E….some viagra…mmmm what else?
Shy, need me to pick you up anything while I’m out?
Rumors of my disappearance have been greatly exaggerated. Work — and not aliens, or Bermuda Triangle denizens, or a traveling pack of sasquatch-like creatures — has kept me away from my computer.
Looking back, I can honestly say the aliens, sea creatures or Big Foot posse would have been lots more fun.
Shamus, my unit doesn’t stock Viagara. However, we do have a large selection of chest tubes, foley catheters, surgical glue and stapels, sutures and medical-grade adhesive. Perhaps an amateur engineer could come up with a splint or something.
Then again, that sounds awfully, umm, cumbersome. Hmmm…… (snaps fingers). We also have a fine selection of external pacemakers. Perhaps enough electric current would perk you up. Yes, I’m sure the electrode barbs might be uncomfortable, but that’s why the good lord invented lidocaine.
I’m not sure what you do with the beach towel, Shamus. And no, I really don’t *need* to know. My fertile imagination has offered up plenty of suggestions. Here’s hoping you’re just a really hoopy frood.
The thought of external pacemakers and splints….I am still twitching. The beach towel….I probably shouldn’t comment.
You’re right Shamus….in retrospect those sound drastic. I can put in a word for you with one of the urology surgeons. He specializes in ED cases. Maybe I can get you a discount on one of those penile balloon devices (suddenly has immage of Kevin Nealon and Danna Carvey doing that doofusy Arnold “We are here to pump [clap] you up!” Schwarzenegger bit).
My only hope about the beach towel is that you’re not like Linus and carrying that thing with you wherever you go.
Only one word for sl ed……..XCITE
Wind has an answer for everything. Smart girl!