OK, Valentines Day is passed and I haven’t seen my sweetie. Hands shaking pulse too fast. Must be withdrawal symptoms. I awoke at midnight and logged on, but no dice. This SL thing is tricky! But I also think it is worth it.
For you all who are regulars, I will let you in on something you can take advantage of. One of my friends in RL is now in SL. Her name is Shy Morrisey. I got her permission to say this. You are free to do a search for her and add her as a friend. Me nice now. I work with her. Also, she is a hottie! I just embarrassed her. HEHE!
Last night Shamus met Wind. Two fun people who have big hearts. They both deserve the best! I figure if I can’t divvy my time up all that well, I should introduce friends who are worth investing time in. I am not a matchmaker, but I do have a good record of finding interesting people and causing enjoyable conversation.
Kirby, thanks for posting. People need to see why I am a nut job for you. When I speak of you I tend to lose words from my extensive vocabulary. Sometimes all I can get out is “Huurrr MMMm purty.” Then again there is something to be said for cave girl talk. I may just hit you on the head with my big club and drag you by the hair to my cave! Mind the sabertooth tiger. Good kitty!
Pox
That’s the trouble with being old and decrepit — one can go for a few days on four or five hours of sleep. Then, one evening, just when the brain has grabbed the night’s agenda — still warm and toasty from the laser printer (hey, if your head isn’t a home office, I don’t know what is) — and is looking it over, the body walks in, announces that it is calling in exhausted and everyone can just go get knotted until it’s had a whole lot of sleepy-time goodness.
I’ll wait here until you’re done with my early morning rambling.
No really, it’s okay. I’ve got tea to sip and toast to nibble on.
All set?
My point — and yes, here it is, fresh out of the shrink wrap — I missed spending V-Day with Pox. I think the next holiday is President’s day. The details are a little fuzzy, but so far a white wig and a Martha Washington dress — well, what she would have worn had she had a thing for leather, fishnet and openings revealing large areas of soft freckle-dusted skin — are being considered.
Then again, the only thing we seem to celebrate on President’s Day are sales on bath towels and bedroom linens. Perhaps Pox and I will mark the occasion by spending the day under tangled sheets. And maybe Chinese delivered to the door…
There I go with the wobbly legs again. I declare today National Kirby is a hot piece of ass and needs wiggly warm nakey cuddlies day! It will beat out groundhog’s day as a national treasure!
On a more serious note, I am serious about NKIAHPOAANWWC Day.
In other news I am a happy girl! Nuff said. Excelsior!
God! I am such a nerd.
hmmm, will there be film available of this reunion?
Yes Shamus, with 3-D glasses in order to truly appreciate Pox’s glorious figure. However, management discussed — and ultimately vetoed — the accompanying Scratch-N-Sniff card. I suppose there can be too much of a good thing.
I’m glad you’re a happy girl, Pox, and hope it’s something far more important than SL or the source of your wobbly knees. Me, I’m a happy girl because it’s double coupon day at the supermarket. The money saved will be put toward a haircut…..maybe even (gasp) nails.
No, no….I won’t hope for that much. It’s appalling how much cereal costs these days.
Ooops! Sorry. I know you didn’t come here to read about grocery shopping.
Oh, and Pox — you are NOT a nerd. Let’s try Sexy Geek Goddess out for size. Mmm…fits nice in the shoulders…there are some wrinkles around the bust that need smoothed (spends a lot of time fixing wrinkles and making things just so)…I really don’t like how this skirt hangs off of your waist. Let me lift it up and…hmmm… (kneels down and begins a lot of fussing with material and undergarments)…
[The management regrets to inform readers that the rest of this post has been deleted due to very steamy adult content. We cannot discuss it even amongst ourselves, inasmuch as it was very erotic; I had to change my shirt after becoming diaphoretic, Jane has vanished into the ladies room and Herb is still snorking down his nitroglycerine pills. The medics should be here soon. We apologize for the inconvenience.]
Hello Nurse! Watch where you put those hands! A tad higher please. Now wiggle.
Oh, sorry guys. I need to get a room. Blushes again. Damnit! If I teehee again I shall feint of embarrassment. Such a girl. A girl waiting for….something i will not say, but you all already know.
In other news, Shamus needs a spanking!
I will contract Wind for that.
A spanking! A spanking! And after the spanking, the oral sex.
A Monty Python moment, brought to you by Castle Anthrax, home of the Elderberry Burger…
Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. It’s double coupon day, and I’ve lost my mind. I tend to be very susceptible to suggestions in this state. Umm, Pox? This might be a good time to come by…
While you are doing that, would you pick me up a shrubbery? Not too dear.
I’ll bring the coconut shells?….he says brightly and also the black knight.