The other morning Bruce (big cuddly) cut open his hand and I had to rush him to the urgent care. Eight stitches later and I was off to work. I hate having to drop off secod life so abruptly, but Bruce is like my big gay penny-less sugar daddy. I have been meaning to try the remote vibro egg thing again, but with the cold weather, I haven’t been wearing mini-skirts.

I have been hanging out with Zaphod alot in the mornings. I have been really enjoying his company. Part of the fun is showing him my tits. All the blood drains from his head and hands. I imagine him doing a spit take and yelling “WOW!” He is such a good sport.

Next is an excersize in A D D. OOO What’s that!