Today was odd. I awoke with a hangover. I drank Bruce’s Sam Adams . All six. But he was sweet nonetheless and plied me with aspirin and coffee. Got on sl to be a tease and soon found some fun. I was getting into it when my PC crashed. I had to reload windows, but it needed a fresh start. While I was at it I put in some memory to speed things up a bit. I really need a rip-roarin’ graphics card to make things work properly. But that is for another paycheck.

I cleaned house today as penance for drinking Bruce’s beer. Probably have to change his oil as well. He is so girlie. But a super sweet friend. And hot like hotcakes! WOOOH! Please, no syrup refs.

Here is the odd part. Having to do all this stuff today, I fell completely out of the mood to be saucy. No diddling. No innuendo. I wore panties, jeans and a T-shirt. Ah, well, perhaps I will go online this eve and find some hapless noob to toy with. Oh, right, I am that hapless noob.

No! I must now set forth and use my ATOMIC HIP WIGGLE OF DOOM! (trade mark pending) If i am in the mood.

Oh, yes and how is this for a sign-off: “A Pox on you!” Let me know if it works for you.

Pox